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Spider-Man I'm a die-hard Spider-Man fan. Whether it be movies, comic books, TV shows, or toys, I've got a Spidey sense about me that never seems to quit. When Marvel Comics decided to do a parody of Spidey as a fat guy in a one shot comic followed by a short series entitled, Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, back in the 1980's, I was all for it. There's, certainly, nothing wrong with Marvel Comics having a little fun with one of 'their flagship characters. I bought a copy of Marvel Tails Starring Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham #1 when I was a teenager. Sure, it was a stupid concept, but it was still, mildly, humorous.Well, some Spidey fans have taken that silly approach to Spider-Man a bit further. I'm not sure if these folks were cognizant of their stupidity or not, but stupid was, most definitely, the result. Take a look... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Check out the following clip of a truly stupid Spidey flailure... ![]() Spider-Man's Spidey sense is, definitely, tingling in the next clip, but he just can't seem to figure out why... ![]() Batman and Robin
![]() ![]() Even Alfred E. Neuman likes to dress up as Batman and Robin... ![]() ![]() Most Batman fans have always suspected that Batman and Robin have a thing for one another. Robin isn't just Batman's sidekick, he's Batman's love interest too. But, aside from a few subtle clues in the comics, nobody has ever been able to provide documented evidence that Batman and Robin are lovers - that is, until now. I have the proof...![]() ![]() ![]() This next photo is hilarious. Luiz Guzman dressed up as Robin ![]() Batgirl ![]() Batman isn't, necessarily, a homosexual. He and Robin have a thing for each other, but it's not an exclusive relationship. Batman also enjoys the company of women. I'm sure he's had his fun with Batgirl's dynamic duo...![]() ![]()
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have to agree with Robin. Getting tied up with Batgirl would be pretty awesome. In fact, if I were fighting crime with Batgirl, I would pay bad guys to capture us and tie us up. Unfotunately for me, I'm neither a crime fighter or a comic book character; so, that's, probably, never going to happen. Oh, well. Anyway, if Batgirl and Robin were of Asian descent, they might look something like this... ![]() I wouldn't mess with this next Batgirl, she might zap me with that super sonic bat lamp contraption that she has behind her... ![]() This next Batgirl knockoff costume is not very authentic, but, I must admit, the model looks good in it. I guess that's the whole point of the model. The retailers are hoping that potential customers won't notice how lousy the costume iis. ![]() Unlike the Batgirl costume above, the retailers of this Batgirl bra are confident that the product will sell itself. That may be true, but I sort of wish they used a model. ![]() This next Batgirl costume is the most convincing that I've ever seen - especially the mask... ![]() It's not a requirement that I segue into a new topic. So, I'm just going to, abruptly, change the subject.. Here goes. $2 million Bra The cost of a boob job might seem expensive to most people, but the cost of this bra is expensive to all people. For $2 million, you can be the owner of this bra...![]() Of course, if you buy it, you'll have to take it off of the model that's wearing it, Adriana Lima. If I had an extra $2 million lying around, that would, definitely, close the deal for me. ![]() $10 million Bra If you thought $2 million was steep, get a load of this next bra worn by Tyra Banks. It's valued at $10 million dollars...![]() ![]() If I had an extra $10 million lying around, I think that I would purchase 5 of the $2 million bras. Do the math. I would be able to remove the bra from Adriana Lima 5 times VS removing the bra from Tyra Banks only once. To me, that's a bargain. After all. Adriana Lima is way hotter than Tyra Banks, IMHO. More Bras The primary function of a bra is to provide support for women's breasts to prevent them from bouncing around and sagging. Bras also function to visibly enhance women's breasts by (1) making them appear bigger than they, actually, are and/or (2) creating higher and tighter cleavage that isn't typically found in nature. As we've seen with the million dollar bras above, bras can also be used as attention-getters or what a lot of people like to refer to as flare. While most bras aren't intended to be seen, all of the following bras beg to be seen and, certainly, qualify as flare.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now, those were some, seriously, weird bras. Did you notice that the majority of weird bras were worn by Asian girls? And, of those Asian girls, the majority of the photos were of one girl. I wonder what that's all about. Anyway, clearly, some bras are intended to be seen. The next set of bras are no exception - Hand Bras. Normally, I think of a hand bra as one or more human hands over one or more naked breasts - something you might see in a photo shoot featured in a magazine. The intent is to appear tasteful by hiding the nipple(s) of a topless model - sort of along the lines of this Janet Jackson photo on the cover of Rolling Stone... ![]() Or this... ![]() The term hand bra doesn't, always, refer to a human hand cupped over a naked breast. Hand bra also refers to an actual bra with the shape of a hand on it. Take a look... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This baseball mitt bra, certainly, qualifies as a hand bra... ![]() Witchblade is, frequently, seen sporting a top that looks, sort of, like a hand bra... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Witchblade's costume is awesome. It's skimpy, sexy and bad ass. And, while her hand bra looking top isn't, really, a hand bra, the design is similar, Anyway, I've already presented a Catwoman bra above. Well, here's a few bras inspired by another female superheroine from the DC Universe, Supergirl... ![]() ![]() The next two bras are decorative and demand to be seen. I'm not sure how one could, comfortably, wear clothes over them. A spike bra and a tribal bra... ![]() ![]() Now, for some food inspired bras. Bacon... ![]() ![]() Lettuce... ![]() ![]() Tomato... ![]() So, that's it with the flare bras. But, I do have some more bras... Big Bras ![]() ![]() ![]() Utility Bras The following bras have one thing in common. They all have a particular feature that makes them more useful than a regular bra. First up, the airbag bra... ![]() An inflatable bra... ![]() A massage bra... ![]() Finally, a cleavage bra with strings that are used to squeeze the breasts together resulting in more cleavage... ![]() You can see a demo of the cleavage bra by watching the following clip... ![]() With that, I'm out.
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