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I'm actually happy that they chose to reboot the movie mainly because I was getting a little sick and tired of Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson. Let's face it. Mary Jane Watson is supposed to be a super hot party girl, model, dancer, and actress. Kirsten Dunst just didn't deliver that peppy character from the comics and she's not really that hot - not as hot as Mary Jane Watson is supposed to be.To be fair to Kirsten Dunst, she did deliver a very cute Mary Jane Watson character. But, cute is not what MJ is supposed to be. MJ is supposed to sizzle and entertain. Of course, we did get, at least, one sizzling moment from Kirsten in the 3 Spider-Man movies she appeared in. A cleavage shot... ![]() American Idol Style Fantasy Spider-Man Movie Cast Selections In the spirit of good fun, I've selected some people that I would like to see play the leading roles in a Spider-Man movie - leading roles being Spider-Man and his love interests, Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson. Now, some of these folks may or may not be good actors/actresses and most of them would probably never appear in a Spider-Man movie anyway - for whatever reason. Remember, this a FANTASY selection. But, in reality, some of these people could work. Oh, and the judges for American Idol have agreed to help my make my selections.Peter Parker (a.k.a. Spider-Man) Fantasy Selections #3 Charlie Sheen as Peter Parker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() O.K. - given Charlie Sheens current predicament, I had to go there. Plus, Charlie Sheen is too old to play Peter Parker on the big screen, but I've always thought that he sort of looked like Pete. Plus, his wife (now ex-wife) looks like Gwen Stacy. So, it's sort of a two-fer. Of course, it would probably take forever to shoot the movie with Charlie's infatuation with porn stars and crack cocaine. That doesn't change the fact that a younger Charlie Sheen would make a good Peter Parker. So, he's my #3 selection. I'll TRY to be a little more serious with the rest of the selections. ![]() Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker
I know. I know. This one's not very original. But, Tobey was an awesome Peter Parker in all 3 Spider-Man movies and I would like to see Tobey continue playing Peter Parker in future movies. Unfortunately for him, the Spider-Man movie series is being rebooted with an entirely new cast. So, Tobey's days as Peter Parker appear to be over. ![]() ![]() ![]() Jake Gyllenhaal as Peter Parker
While Jake may be a little too muscular for a young Peter Parker, he definitely has the build for a slightly older Pete. In fact, Jake looks like one seriously bad ass dude in the photo below. I definitely wouldn't mess with him. ![]() ![]() The fact is, Jake Gyllenhaal would seriously rock the Spider-Man role. Not only does he fit the Peter Parker look, he's an awesome actor. Of course, he may be a little too cool to play a young, nerdy Peter Parker. But, given his acting skills, I'm sure he could easily pull it off. Therefore, he's my #1 pick for the role of Peter Parker. ![]() ![]() Gwen Stacy Fantasy Selections ![]() ![]()
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() #3 Katie Cassidy as Gwen Stacy
Katie Cassidy definitely looks like Gwen Stacy - a lot - especially in these particular photos. However, I would have to agree with Gwen. I've seen other photos of Katie and she's just a little too thin and lacking the essential curves and boob size to deliver the sexiness of the Gwen Stacy character. Still, Katie's face and hair are nearly identical to Gwen's which is why she's my #3 choice. ![]() #2 Ashley Hartman as Gwen Stacy
![]() Ashley would definitely make a seriously hot Gwen Stacy. She's young and she's got the looks and curves to serve up Gwen Stacy as she should be. Plus, of the three selections that I've made, she's the only one with blue eyes - Gwen has blue eyes. While Ashely almost - and I mean almost - made it to #1, I just couldn't give her the #1 spot. ![]() #1 Stacy Keibler as Gwen Stacy
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think Gwen liked what Spidey said about Stacy Keibler. But, much to Gwen's dislike, I agree with Spidey. I didn't hear any objections from Gwen. So, she might also agree. In my opinion, Stacy Keibler is definitely capable of delivering the sexiness that's required of a good Gwen Stacy character. And, for that, and that alone, she's my #1 pick. ![]() ![]() Mary Jane Watson (a.k.a. MJ) Fantasy Selections
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() #3 Isla Fisher as Mary Jane Watson
![]() Clearly, MJ doesn't like my selection, but I don't think it's a silly choice. Isla could make a good Mary Jane Watson. But, Isla is definitely not the best choice. That's why she's #3. ![]() #2 Danneel Harris as Mary Jane Watson
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![]() ![]() ![]() Dannell is a real looker and would definitely make for a sexy MJ. But, Dannell's sexiness pales in comparison to my #1 selection. And, that's the only reason why Dannell is #2. ![]() #1 Jaime Edmondson as Mary Jane Watson
Lopez Breakdown Despite the fact that the cast has been selected, Jenifer Lopez starts what seems like an audition for the MJ role.
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![]() Eventually, Jennifer puts her coat on to leave, But, she continues to repeat those words as she walks out of the studio and into the night. ![]() Jennifer appears to have seriously lost it. She continues to utter those words as her driver takes her home. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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