Britney Spears

I was driving to work this morning fumbling with the radio dial trying to put 93.7 FM The Fan on- And, yes. It's a dial. I have an old truck. Anyway, just before I tuned into 93.7, I briefly heard Britney Spears singing I'm A Slave 4 U. While I listened to the fan, I recalled the video for that song. If you've seen it, you can probably guess where I'm going with this. Throughout the entire video, Britney Spears is dancing around looking hot as hell with her super toned body and sexy belly. If I had to choose a term to describe what Britney looked like in that video, my first choice would be "alluring vixen". It's a very memorable video for that specific reason. In fact, I'd say that it's equally as memorable as Jessica Alba's diving scene in the movie Into The Blue. I don't realy care for Britney's music, but I am a fan of Britney for other reasons.

Here's the video I'm talking about...

So, if I don't like her music, why am I fan? I think the answer to that is obvious. I'm a guy.

Prior to today, the last time that I saw Britney in the I'm A Slave 4 U video was a few months ago. My wife and I were watching VH1 or MTV or something like that and the video came on. At that time, I hadn't seen the video in at least 6 or 7 years. So, I wasn't sure if my memory of Britney in that video was clear. But, I soon learned that my memory of the video was crystal clear. As I was watching I thought, GEESH LOUWEEESH!!!

Anway, the fact that I heard Britney Spears for a brief few seconds while I was tuning to 93.7 FM The Fan this morning while I was driving to work inspired this post. Plus, I just so happen to have a bunch of photos and images of Britney Spears that I've never posted before.

Oh, by the way. I keep wanting to spell her name like so,,,

Brittany

When the correct spelling is...

Britney

So, if you see it misspelled anywhere, now you know why.

Also, I should note that I'm a fan of the younger version of Britney Spears. I've seen a few recent photos of Britney and she's not nearly as hot as the young version. She's one of those people that doesn't seem to age gracefully. I might be wrong about the hotness level of the current Britney Spears because I've only seen a few photos. So, I won't comment further about that. But, there's no doubt that a young Britney Spears has it going on.

So, what is it about Britney Spears that guys like. Well, first, she's pretty. That always helps. Dark eyes on a blonde is always a good combo. This is my favorite face shot of Britney Spears...

The cutest girl on the planet - besides my wife of course - is Jessica Alba. The photo above qualifies as what I like to call "Jessica Alba cute". But, that's only 1 photo. I've seen a few other photos of Britney that are "Jessica Alba cute", but most don't hit that level of cuteness. It's not that Britney isn't cute, she's just not consistently "Jessica Alba cute". Still, she's a good looking person nonetheless.

I took the above photo of Britney and made some mods to it that I think are pretty cool and/or pretty funny. Take a look...

O.K. So, some of those face shot mods that I did are a little weird, but the next batch of face shots are all good Britney face shots...

A Few More Good Britney Face Shots

Britney's Belly

So far we've seen that a young Britney Spears has a nice face. But, a face is just a face, What really makes Britney Spears a truly memorable hottie is her super toned torso - especially the belly region.

Britney's Legs

Britney also has an awesome looking set of legs.

Britney's Boobs

Britney's boobs are nice - nothing extraordinarily spectacular - just nice. Take a look.

In and of themselves, they're neither mind blowing or mediocre - they's just nice., but tie them in with Britney's good looks, tight torso, sexy belly, and nice legs, the package becomes an "alluring vixen".

Britney Complete

Now that I've managed to deconstruct Britney's physique, I'll put it all back together again and present some photos of the complete Britney package.