Brooke Burke is Spider Woman

The other day, I was surfing the web and came across a few photos of Brooke Burke. Initially, I had no clue who Brooke Burke was or what her purpose in the world might be. And, It really doesn't matter anyway. But, I was curious and googled her. As it turns out, she hosts/hosted the television show, Dancing with the Stars. No wonder I didn't know who she was - I've never, ever watched that show nor do I plan to. It's just not my kinda thing.

Anyway, I saw the photos and immediately thought, "that chick looks exactly like Spider-Woman." Seriously, take a look at the images below and you might agree.

If I were making a Spider-Woman movie and saw that photo, I would be convinced that Brooke Burke should play the part regardless of her ability to act - that's how much I think that she looks like Spider-Woman - at least in these particular photos. Plus, she really likes her Spider Juice...

I wonder why Brooke is smiling. Could it be the tasty Spider Juice? Maybe she thinks that I'm REALLY making a Spider-Woman movie and she gets to play Spider-Woman. But, wait! If I really were to make a Spider-Woman movie, I can't have a smiling Brooke Burke. Spider-Woman never really smiles. So, if Brooke were to do the part, she would have to limit the joy and cheer. Perhaps, a few more bottles of Spider Juice will darken her mood a bit .

Anyway, nuff said about that.

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